I wrote a love song in the key of C for you baby!

I'm tired of hearing all your dumb fucking stories and I'm tired of wasting time time time on sitting around FUCK little birds I want to kick them in their hollow boned asses and watch all their friendly fucking feathers go POOF into the wind FUCK FUCK FUCK I am so not in the mood to exist right now and everybody is annoying because my birthday was such a failure on every level because Jesus is a son-of-a-bitch who decided to punish me for all my crimes on that precise day, oh fuck me FUCK FUCK I never go to anybody when I'm down (just to the internet because I'm a giant, shit stained faggot) I never tell any body my stories and the one time I do people act like I'm such a fucking cry baby well fuck fuck fuck a turtle dove in the rectum with a used tampon you bitches I've been nothing but a goddamned drunken rainbow in the plotless saga of your life and you know I've smashed head fucking first into a giant brick wall when I actually admit I'm a depressive little fuck with a hardcore junkie love problem that has all but obliterated my body and I'm freaking the fuck out about it because I'm can literally feel my spinal fluid attempting to escape through my eyeballs and my body swelling in rebellion against my shoddy life choices to the point I think if someone was tender enough to touch me I might very well mushroom cloud into this sweltering hot new york summer and rain down my diseased organs all over Alphabet City where I want to line up all you paltry fucks on that abandoned dock by the WBB and drop kick you one at a time into the East River so for once in your goddamned life you would SHUT THE FUCK UP.

WHY IS THE SUBWAY SO DAMNED SCARY. WHY ARE THE BRIDGES SO DAMN SCARY. WHY DOES MY BRAIN TORTURE ME CONSTANTLY WITH PANIC ATTACKS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO DIE DIE DIE. WHY DIDN'T MY PARENTS EVER GET ME THAT DAMNED PONY. OH WHAAAAA SOMEONE GET ME A PLASTIC FAKE TITTIE SO I CAN SUCK ON IT AND SHUT MY CHAPPED AS FUCK PIE HOLE AND ACT LIKE A REAL HUMAN BEING INSTEAD OF THIS FAKE ALIVE WHISKEY STRUCK CURSE BULLLLLLSHIT FUCK THE UNIVERSE.